LOL.  Bonus answer—

image


intergalacticbarbie:

Time is a cruel unforgiving mistress


dogsenthusiast:

in me mums uterus…… womb womb



Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say fuck it.
— Johnny Knoxville (via fluffynips)

hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

image


valvala:

im a man and i LOVE sitting on GIANT BALLSACKS




drake & josh
  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans


hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on


futuristictwink:

"do you like lady gaga?"

image

image


killergoth:

take me here on our first date