elmntry:

im sick of the lies


weloveshortvideos:

He photoshopped himself on stage


Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil
— William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant)



awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"


takemyfuckinghands:

I love twenty one pilots because their motto is ‘stay alive’.
Like they don’t expect anything from you except for you to stay alive and if that isn’t the nicest thing on earth then I don’t know what. You just have to stay alive and they and their music will help you and I think that’s one of the most comforting things in the world I-/



  • Me: *withdrawing money from the atm*
  • Girl Scouts posted up across the ATM: Wassup playa!!!
  • Me: OH SHIT!!!


becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!


precumming:

i found my wedding cake


iguanamouth:

first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit

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tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’